Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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