Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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