you guys were way drunker than both of me
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Randomize
