I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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