So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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