so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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