Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I want a musical about memes.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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