I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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