Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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