going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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