Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Randomize
