i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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