Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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