i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Terrible idea I love it
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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