I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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