this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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