I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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