good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
love makes seman taste better
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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