I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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