margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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