you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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