So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I intend to get homeless drunk
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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