I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
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