Quick, to the slutcave!
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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