i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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