we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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