You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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