Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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