Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I fill condoms, not promises.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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