what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
do nipples grow back?
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