dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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