I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
porn star boner night. come get it.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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