one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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