i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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