to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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