you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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