Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Randomize
