just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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