He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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