we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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