My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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