Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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