kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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