I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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