she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I need moral support for this bender
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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