Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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