That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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