I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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