this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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