Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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