You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Randomize
