she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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