My hair reeks of homosexuality.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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